Monday, December 27, 2010

Laura Gemser Film Online

Ronaldo is no longer able to have children




President of Inter's Massimo Moratti has shown wit, describing the departure of Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan club: "It's as if the husband changes his wife, but worrying about it and not having the courage to confess to treason, runs through the window. "


Coach Claudio Borja also referred to a window after his appointment to the bridge Boca Juniors: "Coach," Boca "- it's like to have sex with the windows open - no privacy." But Croatia coach Slaven Bilic its work entirely satisfied: "A few days ago I went to buy pizza and came across an old friend who has not seen for several years. The guy worked in the service delivery. He asked me if I could help him with a new job, and also told under what pressure was, as he had to deliver orders within 30 minutes, running across the road at a red light, as was dealing with angry customers, etc. That's at these moments I realize how lucky to have such an amazing job like this. "

Coming to the post of coach of Real Madrid, Jose Mourinho, too, especially not complain. But asked to note that it is not a magician. "I am - the coach, not Harry Potter, it - a magician, but in real life there is no magic ... I can not magically make the team win. Magic - it is a fiction, and football real. " Former homeless Bebe can argue with his award-winning compatriot. Signing a contract with Manchester United - a real fairy tale for him: "I remember many nights spent on the streets ... All that has happened - a sports version of "Cinderella." Not for nothing sacrificed. Football can change life ".

But the soccer played by some players, apparently, never change. Egoist with Lazio Mauro Zarate will not let lie: "I do not think changed his playing style. I've never really pass the ball before - not pasuyu and now. "

zaznaykami With these two bills dealt formidable defender Juventus' Giorgio Chiellini, famously responded to a joke partner, the Italian team: "I can assure you that Giuseppe Rossi has never prokinet ball between my legs, and even if prokinul, then later could not walk! " I wonder what would Chiellini at the event did with Gareth Bale, who after the victory over Inter Milan praised Harry Redknapp: "Bail was unstoppable, even though playing against Micon, which many call the best right defender in the world ... It's as if you were a boxer, sending everybody in the knockout, but only receives recognition in battle with the best ... Well, he's perfectly coped with the champion. Bale asked him a fever. " asked heat and the former Belgian goalkeeper Jean-Marie Pfaff, sharing memories of the team returning to their homeland after a fourth place at World Cup 86: "We have traveled fly to Brussels in an open car, and the streets we were greeted by men in black, yellow and red colors. Think I even left his autograph on a woman's breasts. She liked it. "
But the young reservist River Plate Ramiro Funes Mori, who has a twin brother, the women do not make jokes like: "Sometimes I let people confuse me with my brother, but do not do it in order to shame them and I swear that we will not turn this with the girls!


The coach West Brom Roberto Di Matteo above all - football, and only then - the girls. Talking about the preparations for the season, he found an interesting way: "It's like farming - you want stock up on the long winter the largest possible number of hay. That's what we're trying to do. "


33-year-old Kevin Davies was surprised by the news that he would go World Cup: "I could not believe it ... Thought, drawing ... I dreamed about it since childhood. In the summer I was in a supermarket, where to buy something to decorate the house for the world championship and now I will part this holiday. Unbelievable! "

at pupils Real Madrid Rubén De la Red's call for the national team will never be. But he remains a true patriot of his club: "Heart problems forced me to end football, but it still beats for Real Madrid."

A defender Barcelona's Dani Alves is more devoted not so much the club as coach: "If Pepe tells me to jump from the third tier of the Nou Camp, then I will arise thought: "Down there, perhaps there is something worthwhile."

Finally, zest. It is not known what processes occur in the head of Rafael Benitez, but with him at least not boring. Criticizing his successor at Liverpool Roy Hodgson, the Spaniard accidentally invented the idiom, which no one and nothing so far can not decipher: "Some can not see the priest at the Sugar Mountain."


Best phrase of people from the world of football in 2010, the year according to the official website of FIFA

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Best phrase of people from the world of football in 2010, the year according to the official website of FIFA






1. Clarence Seedorf AC Milan »


Against arrogant, bombastic and overblown" stars "of football, Clarence looks a model footballer. Dutchman for 34 years, but for all his great football career, he achieved a lot. Reached that will never get those about whom a lot of talk. Seedorf is the only player becomes the owner of the European Cup with three different clubs - Ajax, Real Madrid and AC Milan. Not to mention that won national titles in Italy, Holland and Spain. And in all his commands, he was cementing link. Meanwhile, on which depended very much. Yes, probably at the level of team he has not achieved great success, but let me. Same Messi, Kaka or Cristiano Ronaldo does have something great with their national teams? No, but that they do not cease to be great and great players.


2. Vagner Love of CSKA


am sure Vagner Love - the best footballer the history of the Russian championships. He can do everything on the field. He is one of the few players are remembered for this game that I loved as a child. Any game - a holiday for him. Convinced that his level - the elite of the football. Chelsea, FC Barcelona, Real Madrid »...

Clubs, in which the Brazilian did not get lost, can continue indefinitely. In many respects, such a player like Vagner Love was not enough against Brazil at the World Cup 2010.

3. Andres Iniesta, Barcelona Even the scoring in the World Cup final, Andres was not called a great player. Much more recall Messi, Xavi, Vilyu or Torres. In vain. I am sure, do not be Iniesta in the English national team at the European championships and the world would not be fury champion. Would not have won her many titles and Barcelona. Iniesta from those who are always in the shadows. He's one of those who do a tremendous amount of work. Brain, heart and motor commands in one person. He's one of those for whom recall only when he's not on the field.
4. Humberto Suazo Monterrey »

bad joke with Humberto played his appearance. In appearance he was an Indian, in whose veins flows and English blood in the quiescent state similar to the bumbling and good bear. On the same field with the ball - it's smart ball with excellent dribbling and accurate pass.

Successfully played in the attack and a striker. Superbly sees the field - his partners claim that he has a second pair of eyes in his head (it is now clear why he shaves head). In the arsenal needed to discern the merits of striker extreme intransigence on the field and kindness towards others in life.
In 2007 Suazo chop at the gate competitors in the Chilean championship Aperture 18 goals in 17 matches and led the "Colo Colo" to the third championship in a row. In the Libertadores Cup 2007 Suazo in 7 games scoring 5 goals. Total of 75 matches for "Colo Colo" for 1,5 years footballer commemorated 70 th goals.


5. Michael Owen, Manchester United »


Injuries and various damage does not give express themselves in a loud voice to Michael Owen. Probably, he ranked first among those who do not achieve their potential at least half. And this despite the fact that Michael was ranked fourth in the list of scorers in the England football team, scoring 40 goals for her. Owen - the only England international, hammering balls in four European and world championships. And yet, I'll never forget how to forward chalked up a magnificent hat-trick in the match with a German Wolfsburg. This hat-trick from Owen became the first since 2005 and brought to Manchester first place in the group, and CSKA Moscow secured the first ever exit from the group in the Champions League.
6. Julio Cesar Inter »


Tale of the fact that in Brazil there are no good goalie, ended with the arrival of Didy. In my view, largely because of this stereotype underestimated the goalkeeper of Inter Julio Cesar. When to name the best goalkeepers the world, talking about Buffon, Caen, Lehmann, Chehe, but somehow rarely mention goalkeeper neradzuri and Brazil. I think it's the most reliable goalkeeper for today.
7. Blagoi Georgiev Terek »


believe that Bulgarian footballer Grozny "Terek" is not lost to a top European clubs. For some reason, breeders big clubs did not notice. Tough and tenacious midfielder Terek played in Slavia, Alaves, "Tsrevene Star" and "Duisburg". Due to its zheskosti and intransigence fight English Premier League was created just for him. In general, I think that "Terek" - is the most underrated team in Russia.


8. Taye Taiwo Marseille »
Left defender Marcel ", in my opinion, one of the best at his position. It is strange that he plays in France "Marseille", and not in any top club. Of its pluses is allocated a reliable game in defense, speed and powerful shot with his left foot. Where to See the manual for Liverpool?


9. Djibril Cisse Panathinaikos

attacker Greek Panathinaikos 29 years. During this time, he has not shown, and half of its potential.

In June 2009, Djibril Cisse moved from Marseille to Panathinaikos, the Greek club by signing a contract for four years. The French striker has become the highest paid footballer in the history of this team - the new contract he will receive two million pounds per year. His performance Cisse obliged doctors to Liverpool: "For the first time I broke my leg in 2004 in a match against Blackburn Rovers. Club doctors have saved my leg that night. Broken bone broken blood circulation, and I was only 30 minutes from To lose a leg. There are no words that could express my gratitude to the doctors to Liverpool. Now I'm out on the field only because of them. "

possible career Jibril spoil not only injuries but also unfocused on football. For example, he played the role, a cameo in the movie "Taxi 4".
10. Igor Denisov Zenit »


In my opinion, Igor is one of the key figures in today's Zenit. Starting his career with roles attacking midfielder, now He plays the role of rod commands a key role in modern football. Denisov learned a lot from Anatoly Tymoshchuk - no wonder they have played together for a long time. Capable, hard, thoughtful and very reasonable on the field. The manner of play, he recalls Mark van Bommel. It's a shame that when talking about the success of Zenit so little remembered about this guy. I note of the shortcomings of excessive temper.


the top 10 underrated players in the world

Monday, December 20, 2010

Women's Public Shower

the top 10 underrated players in the world





Blyadek and Blyadko love sex, football and beer. According to the motion FEMEN, these figures most accurately reflect the views and ideas on evroturnir UEFA Cup in Ukraine and Poland.


"World experience shows that international football events taking place in developing countries, certainly accompanied by a rise the level of sex tourism, prostitution, crime and disease "- said in a statement FEMEN. Movement FEMEN warns of imminent humanitarian catastrophe in Ukraine, related to the conduct of Euro 2012, and recalls its demands to UEFA and Michel Platini in person. FEMEN Activists demand from UEFA to take immediate social program, which will be devoted to the problem of sex tourism and prostitution in Ukraine, to inform football fans that prostitution in Ukraine illegal, for the match final of Euro 2012 to develop visual solutions and "slogan" on the fight against prostitution and sex tourism, providing them with accommodation stadiums and game outfitting teams, apply to the Ukrainian authorities with the official insistence on tight control of sex mafia.

FEMEN continues to insist that only the criminalization of prostitutes for clients of Euro 2012 will serve as opposition "bordelizatsii" Ukraine. This initiative is enshrined in the Bill № 5223 of October 14, 2010, which is still pending in the Supreme Rada of Ukraine.

women's movement FEMEN declares that it will discourage all the official activities of Euro 2012, to organize protests and provocations until until all the requirements of UEFA and the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine. Help. «Femen» - Ukrainian radical feminist organization, known for its outrageous actions. Founded in 2008. The organization mainly consist of students of Kyiv universities, though also a schoolgirl. The head of the organization - Anna Gutsol. Photo: FEMEN: Blyadek and Blyadko love sex, football and beer

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FEMEN: Blyadek and Blyadko love sex, football and beer.

Monday, December 6, 2010

I Need An Indemnity For House Purchase

FEMEN: Blyadek and Blyadko love sex, football and beer.






International Federation of Football History and Statistics (IFFHS) published the next rating. At this time in the spotlight - the highest goalscorer domestic league. Time range - from 1 January to 24 November this year.
Top-15 scorers on the version IFFHS: 1. Luis Suarez Ajax Uruguay 35 2. Lionel Messi Barcelona Argentina 34
3. Seydou Doumbia, "Young Boys" Cote d'Ivoire 30
4. Didier Drogba Chelsea Cote d'Ivoire 29
5. Antonio Di Natale Udinese, Italy 29 6. Shlomi Arbaytman Maccabi Haifa of Israel in 1928 7. Gonzalo Higuain «Real» argentine 27 8. Krishtianu Ronaldu «Real» Portugal Oscar Cardozo 26 'Benfica »Paraguay 26 10. Anderson Aquino «Olimpi Rustaveli» Brazil 26 11. Wayne Rooney Manchester United England 26 12. Radamel Falcao FC Porto Colombia 25 13. Emanuel Alejandro Villa Cruz Azul "Argentina 1925
14. Sander Post "Flora" Estonia 1924
15. Brian Ruiz Twente Costa Rica 24

in credit are just balls, scored in the top division national championships. Balls in international (even more so - friendly) meetings, as well as goals for the national team or national cups, do not count.
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top-15 best scorers on the version IFFHS. Suarez - the t-striker in the world.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Quotes On Confidentiality

2 fics

Author: [info] ak_bennington
Title:
Escape Characters: Mello, L, Near
Genre: General
Rating: G
Warnings: -
Word Count: 2351
Notes: Item # 6: Escape - basic table - [info] 30vicios
Link to fanfiction.net: ( I'll edit when I go up there)

Abstract: complains Mello Near and L behavior explains why the brilliant minds tend to develop hobbies.

Author: [info] ak_bennington
Title: Halloween Night
Characters: Near, Mello, L
Genre: General , drama.
Rating: PG
Warnings: -
Word Count: 6350
Notes: Written for the challenge "A Halloween Carol" the "annual budget of crack" in [info] crack_and_roll
Link to fanfiction.net: (I'll edit when I go up there)

Summary: I did not think Near ; to celebrate Halloween or until that night when Mello was forced to go for sweets.

(The two have some relationship fics though you can read separately perfectly)